Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Jerry's Corner, episode 4

Hello stuffies everywhere! This is Jerry's Corner. I'm your host, Jerry. Welcome to the show!

Jerry's Corner is a talk and information show where stuffies of all kinds from around the world can get answers to their questions, receive great advice, and enjoy helpful tips, all from me, your host, Jerry! 

We have a full show for you today, so let's get right to our first question. It comes from a little bear named Ajdin "Furst, thank yoU Ajdin foR sending in your qweshton" says Jerry. Ajdin's qwestion is:
How many cookies can Jerry eat in one sitting?
That is a great qweshton Ajdin. Jerry does enjoy a few cookies from time to time (so does our Papa), but the most we have ever seen Jerry eat in one sitting is 8, and for a little bear, that is a beary lot of cookies. Jerry often gladly volunteers to be the cookie taste tester when Ben is baking, and part of the responsibilities of the taste tester is to taste lots of samples, or at least that is what Jerry claims...

So blog pals, Jerry wants you to remember one thing: it's ok to eat a few cookies from time to time, but also remember to eat your vegetables and fruit! (Oh, and Jerry says if you have any extra cookies, you can always send them to him!)

Before we get to our next qweshton, we have a special guest to introduce to our viewers today...



Our Pal Jake! He's visiting us for a few days and we thought he'd make a good guest on the show. Our next question for comes from our pal Sandy"Furst, thank yoU Sandy sending in your qweshton" says Jerry. The qwestion is:

How do you tell if a stuffy is a boy or a girl stuffy? Some stuffies have beary distinctive names (like Alexander or Jerry or Ben or Adjin or Uncle Tibbs) but others... like Little Fox or Beanie or Hammie... are a bit less direct. Can you help with that? 

That is a great qweshton Sandy, but a delicate one too. Jake, what advice would you have for Sandy?

Jake offers "If yu're unshure if a stuffee is a boy stuffee or girl stuffee, juzt ask nicely and they will uzually tell you. Suffees are far less bothured by a qweshton like that than humans!" So blog pals, Jerry wants you to remember one thing: take our pal Jake's advice and always ask if you're unsure about a stuffy.

Oh, and look who just ran onto the set, but our dog Boo. Boo is beary excited to have Jake visiting, because there are more little bears around to play with him.

Our next question for comes from our pal Little Fox. "Furst, thank yoU Little Fox sending in your qweshton" says Jerry. The qwestion is:

My question is when travelling my roommates often drive by a certain coffee shop that I like to frequent. How do you suggest I encourage them to make more stops at Starbucks so I can fill up on Hot Chocolate for the long ride?


That is a great qweshton Little Fox. Ben suggests giving your human seKretaries the cute little stuffy eyes that no seKretary can resist. Jerry suggests saying that your tummy is rumbling and that you sure could use some hot chocolate. Finally, Jake has the ultimate suggestion: "Juzt say that yoU need an urgent rezt stop or thar may be an akcident in the car...workz every time!!"

So blog pals, Jerry wants you to remember one thing: use whatever technique works to get your humans to stop more frequently at a great coffee shop!

Our last qweshton for today's episode comes again from our good pal Sandy who asks:

How come some stuffies are style-istas, wearing all sorts of fetching outfits, and some are minimalist in their fashion (just a fetching scarf or hat) and some prefer to go au-natural without any clothing whatsoever?

That is a great qweshton Sandy. "Evree stuffee haz a uneek senz of fashzon" says Jerry. It really doesn't matter what you wear, or how many outfits you have, it's all about wearing it well and being a good pal. Jake adds "Yah, I uzually ware only one outfit all winter long, but I like it!"

So blog pals, Jerry wants you to remember one thing: it doesn't matter what you wear, because it's a stuffy's inside that is more important than the outside!

Well blog pals, that does it for this episode of Jerry's Corner.



Keep those questions coming to: jerryandben@yahoo.com


We hope you can join us next time on Jerry's Corner. "Thiz iz Jerry, our speshal gests Jake and Boo (and camera bear Ben) singeeng off!"


21 comments:

  1. Very useful advice!
    I want to add: Don't confuse the gender of a stuffy with that of his or her human. Because my owner is a girl, some people get confused and think I'm a girl as well. I'm not!

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    1. Very true Sullivan! We forgot to add that. Maybe we need to have you on the show as a guest! That would be fun!

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  2. Great show Jerry. Also good to see Jake, Boo, and Ben as well. Jake had a great response to my question. I can't wait to try it out.

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  3. Oh I forgot to mention that I was impressed with your ability to eat 8 cookies at one sitting.

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    1. Jerry is trying to work up to 9, but Ben says 8 is sufficient.

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    2. I'm glad Jerry has goals. 9 cookies would be great!

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  4. What a terrific episode of Jerry's Corner! I enjoyed it beary much. How do I get tickets to be in the audience for your next taping?

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    1. Hehe, you're welcome to attend any time Ajdin. Maybe we need to have you on as a guest!

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    2. 8 cookies is a beary respectable number.

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    3. "Thank yoU Ajdin, me think so two!" Jerry

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  5. your in the #peejayday edishun! https://paper.li/teddytedaloo/1420153120#!headlines

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  6. Great episode Jerry! Neat of you to pull Jake and Boo into the show as well. I'll have to put your advice into practice!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it Sandy. We need to have you on as our Canadian reporter..eh?

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  7. Wat a brillyent edishun of Jerry's Corner!!! Can I also add abowt the clothes- we can't allways find things in the rite size. I am a 8 inch Bear an hav trubbol. Mind yu I do like to go commando. Then I am reddy for awl eventchewallitys.

    Dilly got yor berfday card today an she haz arskt me to thank yu! She was so amayzd! She has not stopt runny up an down wiv it awl day. She has been gliding wiv it too. She had been riding up an down the bannister. Thankfully she is now worn owt so we can watch the Simpsons in peece!!!!!

    Bob T.

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    1. Bob T.!!! We're glad Dilly enjoyed the card. We are also 8 in tall bears, so it's tough for us to find clothing. We're so happy Auntie made us some sweaters.

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  8. Hey look! I got a new blog! Wa-hey!

    bobtbear.blogspot.com

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  9. Jerry's Corner is So Charming (and vastly informative)!
    Thanks for this Wonderful Bit'O Reportage, Jerry!
    We are Eagerly Anticipating your Next Report :)

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